I love looking at what search terms led people to my site–mostly because it’s so messed up. For your consideration, I offer the following:
“zombies will never happen,” “zombie love,” zombie love story,” and “scientific zombie study.” I tell you, I have become the queen of zombies. And I write contemporary romance–not paranormal. There are no freaking zombies in my manuscripts (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
I also got “people flirt.” Well, yeah. They do. But what’s this got to do with me?
Someone else searched “laurie sizemore aadom.” Which is not me. But, at first, I thought was cool, because I thought, “Double A Dom?” But no. It’s American Association of Dental Office Managers. Boring.
Finally, and perhaps worst/best of all: “lori sizemore nude.” That’s not ever gonna happen. But you can see Lori, the zombie!