Lori Sizemore

15 Things Worth Knowing About Coffee – The Oatmeal.

If you love coffee like I love coffee, you will love this.  It’s educational AND inappropriately amusing.

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Turn your picture into a romance novel cover. Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversary, wedding gift or just for that special person you’ve been dating. If you’ve ever dreamed of being on the cover of a Harlequin Romance Novel, this is as close as you’re likely to get.

via Use your picture to make a romance novel cover!.

I haven’t used this yet, so I don’t know how the results look.  (I don’t mind my pic so much, but I’m hesitant to star my poor husband on a romance cover).  I’d love to see it, if you give it a go.

That is all.  Have a fabulous day, to those who celebrate.

Image: Aleksandr Kutsayev / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Ask me how much I love this necklace.  Yeah, it’s a little clunky, but if you’re a dedicated reader and you agree that censorship is a dirty whore, it makes quite a statement.

I Read Banned Books Necklace.

You can’t blame a writer for what the characters say.

–Truman Capote

Thanks to Advice to Writers. (On Twitter – @AdviceToWriters.)

Did you ever read a book or, even more appropriately, watch a movie and leave feeling cheated?  Things weren’t resolved?  No payoff?  Not what you expected?  Then, OMG, do I have a site for you.  It’s called, believe it or not, How It Should Have Ended.  Or HISHE, for short.  (I’ve decided to pronounce it His He.)

So, go there.  Blair Witch and Twilight were really good.  I’m off to see how It’s a Wonderful Life should’ve ended.

Who am I to be without the spreading of holiday cheer.  I even have a boobie ornament.  Not really, but a pic of one.

I know.  Seriously.  Anyway, found this among a whole list of incredibly inappropriate Christmas gifts @ thefrisky.com.

More importantly, are you a writer or a reader?

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