Lori Sizemore

Hey, I don’t even like my food to touch. And I have to eat in order around my plate. Bite-bite-bite-drink. Repeat.

But, I’m not the expert, so…

How Weird Are You?

Much as I am afraid you’ll see this, rush over to modcloth.com and buy them all, I have to share how adorable this wallet (and dozens of others) are. My only consolation is that I probably don’t have enough readers to overwhelm the warehouse there. At any rate, go look at this and all the other fantastic products–some one of a kind. And yes, Mom. This would make a fabulous birthday gift.

Sorry, that wallet is, in fact, no longer available.  The link now takes you to a plethora of wallet and bag choices.

Hey, this is need to know info, people.  I’m unclear, however, on why Nicole Kidman epitomizes Spring.  Anyone?

You Are Spring!

HopefulPlayful Sweet Fresh Airy

What Season Woman Are You?

Okay, I’m not up to the level of fugging punniliciousness as these fuggers, but I tried.

Go Fug Yourself, if you feel like wasting a few minutes making fun of very badly dressed (and occasionally nipple-flashing!) celebrities.

My middle daughter loves the idea of being “different”, as middle children tend to do. In honor of her, I offer you my Goth Name.

Black lipstick, optional.

Your Goth Name is:

Orchid Omega

Every Thursday, I’ll be adding links to sites that I enjoy or find offensive (or both, who doesn’t love both!) or find just plain unbelievable. This isn’t the blogroll and this isn’t sites to see (which are purely writing related). These are just sites that caught my attention. If you have an idea for one, email me or post it in the comments.

The category name is a shout out to those Orbit gum commercials, which I find hilarious. If you’ve never seen it, keep your eyes open, and you will. And then you will laugh, inappropriately.

Since this is, in fact, Friday we’ll start with this one.

Sassy Kitchen Towels These dishtowels are for the disgruntled housewife in all of us. With phrases like: DRINK COFFEE Do stupid things faster with more energy or If you want breakfast in bed then sleep in the kitchen, all with a retro spin, who wouldn’t want these?

edit: Apparently, someone else thought those dishtowels were rather awesome, too, because the link just showed an empty page the last time I checked.