Basically, I just lost at marriage: Easter Edition

by Lori, @lorisizemore on 04.21.2017

in in my house

Remember the year I forgot to get my husband a chocolate bunny and he was devastated? Which was like three years ago, so go me for remembering. Sort of. As Meatloaf said, “Two outta three ain’t bad.”

So, anyway, I really stepped up my Easter game this year. Got to make a basket for my granddaughter (which I filled with books because Nana Lori is going to make a reader out of that girl). And my daughters got things they were dying for but had no idea they were getting. It was great. Part of the reason I indulged so much is because my husband helped me do the shopping this year (first time ever). He completely negates the better judgment side of me by saying, “Get it if you want.” I can’t argue with that.

Naturally, he was there so I couldn’t surprise-buy him a chocolate bunny.

And then… well, I forgot. I had Easter in the bag. A literal bag, hidden in my closet, all finished. I remember thinking about it once, but then I was in a hurry.

Come Easter, I had to tell him I’d forgotten. He wasn’t really as emotionally bereft as the first time so I kind of wonder if he didn’t buy himself one, to be honest. But, that’s not the point.

The worst part is, the man bought me a Twix Easter egg. He got me candy and I had forgotten his favorite thing. Well, his favorite thing about Easter. I’m pretty sure his favorite things are his Harley, the kids, and me–in that order.

So, basically, I just lost at marriage. Beat at my own game. It’s a good thing I have a Twix Easter egg to drown my shame in.

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CB Clark April 22, 2017 at 4:54 pm EDT

Funny post, Lori. Sounds like you won in the husband department. Your guy sounds pretty thoughtful. Lucky you. Maybe next year you’ll give him a treat.

Lori, @lorisizemore
April 22, 2017 at 11:40 pm EDT

Thanks, CB. He’s definitely a keeper. Maybe I’ll find him some clearance bunnies. ;)

anitakidesu April 24, 2017 at 8:22 am EDT

This made me giggle. How does the saying go: the best laid plans…

Lori, @lorisizemore
April 24, 2017 at 8:25 am EDT

Exactly, Anita. Doesn’t seem possible to get things 100% right most of the time. But that’s life!

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